Frequently when Aliza asks me how I know something I'll tell her I know everything. So here's a conversation we had this morning before leaving for school.
Me: ......because I know everything.
Aliza: You don't know everything. You don't know how to say "ice cream" in Spanish.
Me: I do too. It's "helado".
Aliza: No it's not. They changed it last year.
After I got over laughing I said
Who changed it, the International Language Control People?
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