Breaking the Unbreakable

Bad news.  It seems that Zack has broken the Fisher Price Kid Tough DVD player.  The one pictured here.

See, it can withstand being thrown down the stairs, stepped on, or probably even driven over.  What it couldn't take was a kid who must stick his hands in and around where the DVD goes. 

That, Fisher Price, is where your development team was misguided.  What were you thinking?  Of course if the thing is going to open up wide enough for a kid to stick a DVD in there, he is also going to have to explore it thoroughly and try to stick other things in there.

Sigh.  Does anybody else make a product they claim is unbreakable?  I'd like to rent Zack out as a tester.